My psychic son has come under further scrutiny this week as his predictions have failed to improve despite predicting the correct results for the Greece v Czech game [See Last Predictions Post] and tonight’s Spain game. To be fair a lot of the other credible psychics have come under their fair share of criticism none more so than ‘Citta the Elephant’ who has failed to guess one correct result. However there are still plenty of games left for the Psychic Toddler to catch up and be crowned king of the psychic critters.
Soooo what are the Psychic Toddler’s latest predictions? Watch the short but sweet video below to find out:
Group C: Spain v Republic of Ireland
Psychic Test: Flags Down Under
‘Flags Down Under’ was the first psychic challenge that has taken place outside and consisted of each of the three flags being buried under the stoney gravel of a path. This was a perfect task for my son as he loves nothing better than picking up small stones and throwing them everywhere. In fact he pretty much throws everything when he is outside be it sand, soil, water, dried cat poo… Anyway he quickly dug up and pulled out a flag and revealed SPAIN as the winner.
Toddler Prediction: Winner Spain!
Group D: Ukraine v France
Psychic Test: Run Rocco Run
‘Run Rocco Run’ was the last of the outdoor challenges for the day and required my psychic son to run from an imaginary half way line into the mouth of a child size goal and pick out the flag of his choice. This went relatively well and decisively picked out a DRAW!
Toddler Prediction: A Draw!
Group D: ENGLAND v Sweden
Psychic Test: Toddler Towers
With ‘Toddler Towers’ I had to make sure it was a fair experiment and my support for England did not play a part in my son’s choice. I obviously had nothing to worry about as despite my son wearing an England shirt, Three Lions playing in the background and the England flag being stuck to a huge tower my son amazingly still choose everything but an England win. Already at 18 months old he is wise enough never to back England in a major tournament as he knows it will only lead to heartbreak.
Toddler Prediction: Sweden Win or A Draw!
You may be wondering what happened to the prediction for the Italy v Croatia game. Well unfortunately after ten tedious takes we were unable to get the footage that we needed. Picking out a flag from a bowl overflowing with bubble bath just proved too much for my son. However he did actually predict an Italy win but I have no evidence to back it up so his prediction is null and void.
As the competition progresses and the stakes get higher the predictions will get tougher and should sort the babies from the ferrets. You better watch your back Fred!
My accumulator bet was placed too late to include the Spain game so just consists of a draw for each of the Group D matches at odds of a measly 10/1.
“A PORK PIE AND SAUSAGE ROLL COME ON ENGLAND GIVE US A GOAL!”
So that's why his predictions have been off!
